charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

(via blasphemoushippopotamus)

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via joey-smith-universe)

child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?

me: You lose your baby teeth

child I am babysitting: they fall out!?

me: they fall out

child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?

me:

child I am babysitting: or did they fall out

me:

me:

me: you keep the same eyes all your life

child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa