there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via fake-mermaid)


I have this terrible terrible problem with myself where I think I can’t be sexually pleasing unless I’m stick thin and it’s driving me up the wall… 

(via kwimbo)


I love writing in my journal because people think I am writing something sappy but more than half the time I am writing dirty thoughts about people I would have sex with lmao